laheys:

everyone kendall is fourteen not fifteen goodbye

everyone jenn wants edward cullen to stop my aging goodbye

RILEY ANN BADDOCK. SEVENTEEN. RAVENCLAW.

• meet miss riley ann baddock, successful product of a relationship in which the mother gets pregnant and the father cuts out. word.
• her mother is an unspeakable and isn’t around all the time, so her family pretty much pitches in to help raise her. she has ties to the greengrasses, malfoys, notts, and corners. (if you play one, holla at my ask box please!!!)
• anyways
• riley has a sharp tongue. she always has, and she always will. she’s witty and clever, the definition of a ravenclaw.
• but then again, she is related to the malfoys, so don’t be surprised when some of draco’s old traits happen to rub off on her. he became kind of a father figure to her.
• riley is prideful. it doesn’t matter that her dad didn’t stick around to be a part of her life, she has other things she’ll boast about. her mother’s successful career as an unspeakable, her own quidditch playing skills, even just the simple fact that she’s related to the malfoys.
• she’s quite the boastful little shit and should prob be a slytherin
• she can’t stand to lose, most definitely the embodiment of a sore loser. riley’s a winner. but does she play for the official hogwarts quidditch teams? ‘course not! where’s the fun in that? she’d much rather be playing for the ~*~secret~*~ quidditch team. (and as a captain at that. she can’t stand to be bossed around.)
• riley’s a beater. you might not expect it because of her frame and the way she’s built, and primarily because she’s a female, but she will not hesitate to promptly kick your ass.
• she comes just about as sarcastic and snarky as they come. the girl is observant when she focuses, but otherwise you have to try pretty hard to keep her attention. she’s only going to watch you intently if she wants to know something about you.
• jokes and pranks everywhere because she can
• trouble troublemaker yeah that’s your middle name
• you wouldn’t believe that she has high marks, would you? well, she does. very nature-oriented girl, riley is, and aside from that she’s interested in anything that she hasn’t ever known before, things she hasn’t heard or experienced in her lifetime.
• if you’re struggling that much because you don’t understand the material, then she just might try and help you… for a little price. if you’re a dreamer, then you’re just a slacker in her eyes and she’ll prob tease you about it (( lysander scamander ))
• idk she’s pretty selfish and greedy but it comes with the territory of everyone around her making up for her father not being there and her mother always being at work by giving her things
• she does not call her mother “mom” or “mommy” or any of that shit. it’s mother. affection towards the woman isn’t something she’s keen on. at all.
• but if you’re friends with her she’ll love you and snog you when she’s drunk
• i love all of you so idk just love her and give me all the plots???

margaerytyrell:

sloths are my favorite animals like i want one so bad you don’t understand

she posts as she sends me yet another sloth gif on aim

harrysthefather:

my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school